Campus sanctuaries for grief but not for investigation.

Note that these campus "sanctuaries" are being set up for grief and emotion-- well if they can do that then why not set them up for intelligence gathering too? But nooooooo (John Belushi's famous line)-- it's just for crying... not reporting. [+] Where are the private investigators? Where are the Colombo's? Where are the Matlock's? The Sherlock Holmes's for Pete's sake? Where are the Magnums? What kind of a "college" is this Blacksburg? Are all the students zombied out? Geezus.